* air conditioning is mans greatest invention. * a turkey can fall in love with a tomcat... truelove know no bounds. * always wear your muck boots to the barn. * I'm not twenty anymore. * dairy cows like to be properly introduced before you go messing around down there... * an hour a day of weeding the garden is enough. * dairy farmers do not get paid enough....milk should cost twelve dollars a gallon! * chickens are just very small velosaraptors....vicious and barbaric. * the yipping,howling coyotes at night can scare the begebbers out of you and I don't care how tough you are.and I'm pretty sure there are a million in Park, Kentucky. * if everyone lived and worked on the farm we would have no need for gym memberships. * nine o'clock bedtime is late. * be prepared for anything * drive SLOWLY through the mud on the four wheeler * pace yourself, it all doesn't have to be done right now. * living a mile down a gravel drive gives you plenty of time to prepare for visitors. Wecolme or not. *
